Exhibit B

The Nanokitty (http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/mp3/7f11/) is finally available. This ingenious feline prohpylactic protects your iPod Nano from the elements in style. Love is in the air this Spring – kitty love. Get yours today!

Counterpoint

On the other hand, if your express goal in serving a meal is not to permanently wound or kill, consider serving sushi-grade tuna (ahi pictured here) on a clean plate with pickled ginger and wasabi. Bonus points for gorgeous presentation. Though high in mercury, small and infrequent servings of ahi are quite healthy and provide precious omega-3 fish oils.