Private dick work and the exquisite corpse
September 14, 2007
Local Shane scores.
When: Thursday, Sept 13, 2007
Where: 9th St. Bridge, Pittsburgh, PA
What: (1) Puralator automotive air filter replacement cartridge, (1) 3-pack of Trojan lubricated condoms, dozens of fresh jalapeno peppers, feces
Why & How: That, dear reader, is what comments are for. 
Go.
September 14, 2007 at 10:55 am
Olé.
September 15, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I don’t know what good the air filter would do here, but my first cogent thoughts otherwise were that perhaps the pile of dung resulted from failure to use one of those condoms when inserting a jalapeno pepper. Anyone with pictures of the participants in this bizarre rendezvous on the bridge, please send to geoffrey(dot)m(dot)barnes(at)gmail(dot)com.