Black & White
December 20, 2007
God reminds us in so many ways not to judge – indeed not even ascribe meaning to – a person’s skin color or race.
CNN reported this week on Fox anchor Lee Thomas’ experience with vitiligo, a pigmentation disease that causes a failure to produce melanin. Lee Thomas is black, but in his words is “…turning white on television and people can see it.” The report describes, in only glancing detail, Thomas’ experience with the revulsion and judgment of others as his disease has become more apparent. (Read the original story at: http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/12/18/turning.white.ap/index.html)
In the 80’s, Eddie Murphy mused in an SNL skit that the world of white people is so radically different from the world of black people that it can only be found out through artful infiltration. (video embedded below) Are the negative reactions Thomas and others afflicted with vitiligo receive indicative of xenophobic fear, or a kind of racism? How far in the US have we come, regarding matters of race and racism, since Michael Jackson was taunted as “not even black” when his vitiligo became apparent? Since Eddie Murphy satirized the racial divide on NBC? We’ve come a long way since slavery, but prejudice remains – its eczema coats our consciousness.
Consumer spending up, ad creativity down
December 17, 2007
Gone are the days of unexpected ads, you say? I’d tend to agree – for the most part. But vanquish the thought that there are no new ideas yet to be had. Ideas are contextual. New ideas will continue to blossom as culture changes around us. That said, cultural change of the sort that opens the door to genuinely new thought is slow and often imperceptible. So for now, it’s safe to say we’re stuck with idiomatic recycling as our primary source of “new” ideas.
It is in that context that I approached this recent ad from John Lewis department stores in the United Kingdom. I won’t deconstruct its use of consumer goods to create an assemblage object which casts the shadow of an idyllic scene on an empty wall – wayyyyy too much to sort through in that tangled mess of meaning(lessness). For now, I’ll just enjoy its surprising sensory delights. And I hope you do too.
Are you smarter than an American?
December 16, 2007
They should rename the game show. The humiliation this woman should feel is beyond words. Here’s wishing that American men and women everywhere will let their vision wander beyond the dashboards of their worthless Escalades and Hummers, and take it upon themselves to become meaningfully aware of the world around us.
How many five-year-olds can I take?
December 15, 2007
Special thanks to Chris Baskind from Snarfd for sharing this utterly bizarre quiz from the internets with me earlier today. If it is to be trusted, I can take on a whole horde of 5-year-olds. Go ahead. Test your morals capacity.
You can’t keep Jack Bauer in lockdown.
December 7, 2007
CNN.com reported today that 24-star and producer Kiefer Sutherland was sentenced to 48 days in prison for drunk driving. It is said he will begin serving the sentence in January. …yeah right. You can’t keep Jack Bauer in lockdown.
Let’s consider all the facts:
- Jack Bauer has broken out of far more serious situations than the minimum security Glendale prison.
- Jack Bauer got addicted to, and broke free from, heroin – all in order to fight terrorists. He can surely break free from a country club like Glendale.
- Jack Bauer drives better drunk than most of us do sober. He’s a dark warrior, for crying out loud. How you think you gonna keep a dark warrior down?
- Even when he’s off duty, you don’t want to mess with Jack Bauer.
With this data in mind, consider this unprovoked attack below. Now ask yourself again: You really think you can hold the Bauer?
Here comes another bubble
December 4, 2007
Having recently declared to a few colleagues that we may well be already in the midst of a recession, how can I resist posting this video discovered today?






